Unclassy, Pathetic, and A Bad Role Model: My Grand Canyon Backpacking Trip Report
November 16, 2025
This was supposed to be a simple trip report about backpacking the Grand Canyon. Instead, it became a story about mortality, pole dancing, wildfires, and refusing to shrink myself to fit someone else’s definition of who belongs in the outdoors. … More Unclassy, Pathetic, and A Bad Role Model: My Grand Canyon Backpacking Trip Report
